Walmart And What I Saw There - Part 2

Large woman in a motorized cart, rather unkempt, wearing a t-shirt made to look like a shirt that someone working a concert event would wear...The shirt said "No Booze Beyond This Point, hand it all over to me."
I wanted to go up to the woman and inform her I wasn't buying it and no one else would either, but then I thought if she had just started shopping the cart would have fresh batteries and perhaps she could catch me if I ran from her. Plus, there was an equally large man with her who looked like he could make me sorry for ever bringing up the shirt to the woman in the first place.